toadprince:

toadprince:

Tumblr 3479 predictions

-Cyber-Tyrant Bezos XXXIIV Jr. buys the website and his thousand year dynasty finally goes bankrupt because of the website

-Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses eats an endangered poisonous alien worm on stream for $1,000,000,000,000 (inflated equivalent of $3) and dies immediately

-People are still commenting “K” on Trilllizard’s thousand year old comments even though he is long dead

-Fishingboatproceeds mysteriously becomes active again with selfies and everything but is later called out for being an alien shapeshifting hacker who factkins John Green

-75% of the website’s users die from not having the proper eye implants to comprehend memes deep fried into the 5th dimension

-Staff adds a new feature to make “DNA posts” and tumblr users start editing people’s DNA in Adobe Gene-Shop to 3D print disturbingly malformed versions of popular users and they’re called DNAPoops

-Popular user gets called out for posting “tentacle hurting goo” memes despite being from a species with joints in their limbs

-Human Anti-SJW blog deactivates after commenting “there are only two genders” on a post from an alien that comes from a species with 439 sexes

(via lesbiskammerat)

lesbiskammerat:

mauridianhallow:

lesbiskammerat:

tumblr circa 260BCE

user 1: you guys hear what the consul just did? this country is so fucked up :/

user 2: OP is a carthaginian bot

*open up tumblr circa 260BCE*

First post I see: “Carthago delenda est”

*log off tumblr*

Callout post for tumblr user mauridianhallow:

• talks derisively of patriotic slogans, dividing the roman public
• spreads carthaginian propaganda
• possible connections to several gaul chieftains

block and stay safe!

(via vuele)

voredaddy420:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1880s, many farmers communicated by connecting their phones to barbed wire fences. This process often allowed for up to 20 people to be connected at once, everyone’s phone would ring regardless of who called, and the invention helped many farmers overcome depression and loneliness.

via reddit.com

In the groupchat with the lads talking bout the harvest

(via ludonarrative-dissonance)